When you wake up for school early:
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"Okay class, pass up last nights homework"
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when skinny bitches say they're fat
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I’m just like, “GET BACK HERE AND HUG ME BITCH”
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"mom" is "mom" backwards
That moment when you: →
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How kids dance today... →
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When you and your friend hate the same damn bitch
This is what happens..
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