January 2012
When cleaning your room and you find money →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you...
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That awkward moment someone asks you your favorite...
and you’re just like:
There’s soooo many to chooose!
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I have family members who come over and watch me...
Look how fast he types, I don’t even know how to turn it on!
I’m just at the PC like:
But inside I’m like:
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How I run:
GYM:
When someone is giving away free food:
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Whenever I'm with my friends
I eat normally.
But whenever i’m at home……..
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When someone calls my name:
Expectation:
Reality:
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Imagine you're in a box with no exit and have...
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When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
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When I start following a really good blog
And then they follow back
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I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...
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the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
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I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction. →
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If tumblr goes down, I'll follow you all in real... →
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When trying to make a kissy face for a picture: →
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Expectations:
Reality:
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When you see posts on tumblr like... →
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And you’re just sitting there like …..
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When my mom tries to wake me up at morning →
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